Your Satire Article Is Too Long

Why did you do this to me?

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You made your point. You nailed the joke. I was literally LOL-ing at my laptop screen.

But then you kept going.

Why? Everything was going so well!

This isn’t SNL, you don’t need to beat your jokes into the ground until they stop being funny.

I know you kept thinking of all these incredible lines, but the four paragraphs of zingers you already had were sufficient.

Save your material. The world can wait.

So there you go. One minute. Made my point and I’m out.